Ted's ability to waste time...

Oh Mr. Cow you are so very tasty

Whether it be Carpaccio or maybe in a pasty

I like you on my fancy shoes

Even though those made my wallet bruise

Your fetal bovine serum feeds my transformed cells at work

So I don’t have to use primary cultures like a jerk

I like you Jersey, Herford, Waygu, and Holstein

Be it for my dairy needs or for my protein

Most of all Mr. Bos taurus, I need to thank you for your pericardial sac

Because of it, my dad now has his functional heart back